Does anyone read blogs anymore? 

A lot of people blog about TV shows, fashion, music, and pretty much everything relating to pop subcultures. But does anyone just sit around reading another person's thoughts? Because I have some observations, peoples of the tubes, and I would love to share them with you.

Well, "love" is a strong word. As is "ego". Come to think of it, "blog" is a strong word too. 
I think I'm digging myself into a typographical hole, here. 
But maybe if you, people of the tubes, actually read these rants and self-aggrandizements (see? I even make up words. And they'll all be strong to boot. DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS!), maybe something worthwhile will come of it (twss), as in I'll feel better about addressing no one with all of my personal thoughts and/or rants. Right?

Right?

Whatever gets me through work faster besides browsing http://www.someecards.com or various clothing stores. I don't need any more of that. Or cat memes. Or tumblr posts about "art". Am I pretentious yet? Hope so.

Anyway, I'm going to go imagine myself screaming into the vast abyss of the never-ceasing-to-jam Kyocera KM-3060 to pass the time. 

Cheers,

Em